Friday, October 14, 2011
THE PASTOR’S ASS REVISITED
This is Connie Palmer. You may have read articles by my friend, Hattie, who has made her opinions known several times. Hattie has quite a problem worrying about how she is being judged by others. I’ve tried to tell her over and over again that the best way to live life is to be satisfied with who she is. “Hattie,” I said, “worrying about what others think will be the death of you.” Then, I ran across an old story that illustrated my point perfectly. I don’t know who originally wrote it but its good advice for a lot of us.
THE PASTOR’S ASS
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
Muse on that, Hattie.